Confessions of a Professional Cheater

This is easily the most fascinating article I’ve read in months.

The idea that higher education is a joke is hardly new. Reading about it from the perspective of the skilled, underprivileged people responsible for the success of the privileged, however, is beyond captivating.

The Shadow Scholar

from The Chronicle of Higher Education

“I’ve written toward a master’s degree in cognitive psychology, a Ph.D. in sociology, and a handful of postgraduate credits in international diplomacy. I’ve worked on bachelor’s degrees in hospitality, business administration, and accounting. I’ve written for courses in history, cinema, labor relations, pharmacology, theology, sports management, maritime security, airline services, sustainability, municipal budgeting, marketing, philosophy, ethics, Eastern religion, postmodern architecture, anthropology, literature, and public administration. I’ve attended three dozen online universities. I’ve completed 12 graduate theses of 50 pages or more. All for someone else.”

“From my experience, three demographic groups seek out my services: the English-as-second-language student; the hopelessly deficient student; and the lazy rich kid. […] While the deficient student will generally not know how to ask for what he wants until he doesn’t get it, the lazy rich student will know exactly what he wants. He is poised for a life of paying others and telling them what to do. Indeed, he is acquiring all the skills he needs to stay on top.”

I could quote it all day… Go read it. Now.

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And if the essay interested you, go here to read the replay of a live chat with the author.

Yes, UI Matters


One of these screen captures is Apple’s App Store. The other, is not.

Click the image above to enlarge.

How to Clear Google Search History

I find that many people don’t know they can clear their Google search history.

Yes, Google will still store all of this information somewhere on its servers, but there are many reasons to empty out what Google calls your “Web History”.

Here’s how to do it:

  1. Navigate to google.com/history
  2. Toward the bottom of the menu on the left, click Remove items
  3. Along the top, click Clear entire Web History
  4. Confirm by clicking the Clear History button

Your search history will now be cleared and Google will stop recording your future searches in Google Web History until you resume the service.

If you don’t want to clear your entire history, you can also select individual history items and delete them.

Personae Non Gratae

When asked my opinion on the difference between a journalist and a blogger, my half-joking response never changes:

A blogger tells you what happened and what he thinks about what happened. A journalist tells you what happened and then uses other people’s words to tell you what he thinks about what happened.

In other words, bloggers are forthcoming with their opinions. Journalists feed loaded questions to analysts and experts until they get the quotes they need to share their opinions.

This is true. But I say it jokingly because it is one item in a laundry list of differences between journalists and bloggers.

For a more complete assessment, see How to Tell a Journalist from a Blogger, by Jolie O’Dell.

This is a post that every blogger should read.

Calling yourself a journalist simply because you write about politics or technology or anything else on the Internet is, simply put, ridiculous. It is akin to calling yourself an Interior Designer because you selected your own shower curtain, or a “Social Media Guru” because you have a Twitter account.

It’s stupid.

Journalists, as O’Dell points out in great detail, belong to a specific subset of professional writers. Bloggers, or at least those who blog professionally, belong to a very different subset.

In speaking with a journo friend of mine about O’Dell’s piece, we both agreed with her on almost every count. There was one area, however, where our mutual opinion strayed greatly from hers. The idea that journalists are inherently better than bloggers.

My friend and I both laughed at this notion.

This blanket concept shines throughout O’Dell’s piece, and it clearly comes from someone who has been called a blogger one too many times, and who has taken great offense to this repeated error. It’s an honest mistake, though, considering she writes professionally for a blog.

Like any other line of work, there are good journalists and very, very bad ones. There are also good bloggers and very, very bad ones. To suggest that one profession should universally command more respect than the other is patently ridiculous.

And directly comparing these two professions might be considered ridiculous as well - like comparing a novelist to a copywriter. Are they similar? Yes, both jobs involve writing.

There was a time when journalism was sensationalized. Journalists were enviable studs who raced against deadlines, had sex with secretaries and received barking commands from cigar-chomping Editors. They worked for respected newspapers that the country relied on to learn about the latest evil Communist plot.

Times, however, have changed.

Journalists now work for struggling media giants that regret having invested more in M&A and real estate than their own futures. Journalists themselves are no longer enviable studs, but are instead aging curmudgeons who spend more time dancing around the obvious than reporting the facts.

(Stop crying - these are all intentional sarcastic generalizations)

Each of O’Dell’s points still holds true, for the most part, but the devil is in the details:

Journalists are professionals. Bloggers are hacks.

Had bloggers existed in the 1950s, this would have probably been true. But it’s 2010 and I know many bloggers with far more skill, professionalism and integrity than most journalists. I also know many bloggers who can write circles around most journalists.

Perhaps these are a couple of the reasons so many old media companies now employ bloggers.

Journalism and blogging each have a very important place in the business of disseminating information. One, however, is not invariably better or more worthy of respect than the other.

Compare individuals, not generalizations or prejudices.

Postscript:

Am I a journalist? No.

I didn’t go to school for journalism. I studied business (and later, music).

I tell it like I see it. I write what I want.

I make my opinions clear. I make my biases known.

I make generalizations. I care more about being engaging than being careful.

Oh, and I tell readers where I got my story, not just where stats and quotes came from.